Red Baaaaand Time!

Hey gang - I'm still alive... More to come soon, but in the meantime, check this out:

The MASTER does it again...!

-El Capitán

(Sesame) Street Cred

I'll tell you what - lately, there seems to be a growing trend of using Jim Henson's furry little friends in as many viral videos as possible. And frankly, they're pretty fucking hilarious...! Here's the best of the bunch (be sure to watch ALL three!):

JKL's Unnecessary Censorship - Sesame Street Edition

(Thanks to Tommy for that one...)

Bert & Ernie Gain Street Cred


and finally...

Hilarious Muppets Bloopers

Bwah-ha-Ha-hahaha-HAHA-ha!!!!!

The air is sweet, indeed!

-El Capitán

Harvey Dent: The Transformation

Man, Harvey Dent must have fallen into some pretty NASTY stuff... Check out the before and after pics:


Crazy, right?

-El Capitan

Halftime Inspiration...!

No matter how much I loathe Peyton Manning (as a player, not as a person), this is absolutely one of the funniest clips I've seen on SNL... EVER!


-El Capitán

Haikus

From Threadless:


-El Capitan

I.F.H. Mondays

"Uh oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays..."
-Jennifer Jane Emerson (Female Temp), Office Space

In keeping with my Twitter post of last week, I am NOT a fan of returning to the weekly routine, let alone after a long, sick weekend...

That being said, my new friend Jess, sent this one along to let me know I'm not alone (and make me laugh my ass off). Enjoy:

Happy Monday, gang...

-El Capitán

Let's Make A Porno!

Seriously - you could put Kevin Smith's name on a box of shit and fire ants - I'd still start a countdown to the opening...

Behold, the teaser for his latest, Zack & Miri Make A Porno:

While this one is only a teaser (not to be confused with a trailer - there's a difference, per Mr. Smith), I still can't wait for October 31!

-El Capitán