Bring On The ABA!

On the verge of the NBA going the way of the NHL (after this season, they need to overhaul the Collective Bargaining Agreement, or there will be an NHL-like strike), the ABA is beefing up it's roster of teams. Here are two of the newest:

First, let's visit Miami. What can we call the team?
How about the Miami Marlins?
Nope - that's taken...
How about the Miami Ice?
Nope - makes no sense.
I got it! What animal is BANNED in Miami?
How about the:

We'll call it the Florida Pitbulls so that nobody figures out it's in Miami!

OK, now Charlotte needs a team...
There's always the Charlotte Hornets?
Nope - that failed once already...
How about the Charlotte Rae's?
Nope - Tootie and Natalie wouldn't allow it...
I got it! What recent popular phrase symbolizes the spirit of the ABA and Charlotte in general?
How about the:

Bring on Lil' Jon and the Ying Yang Twins!

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-El Capitan