Stay away, you crazy fuck!
There's nothing that screams "Holiday Season" like the joy of a child as he/she visits Santa Claus at the local mall.
What's that you say? Not all kids love Santa? You'd never be able to tell by the expressions on the kids faces in this gallery:
(Personally, I don't blame this kid above - that Santa looks awfully creepy...)
-El Capitan
What's that you say? Not all kids love Santa? You'd never be able to tell by the expressions on the kids faces in this gallery:
(Personally, I don't blame this kid above - that Santa looks awfully creepy...)
-El Capitan
posted by LoveBoatCaptain at
7:58 AM
4 Comments:
Just want to say it is the worst gig ever. When I used to work in Publix during my high school years, I got the honor of being Santa every year....it sucked! The only positive side was when the high school girls would want to sit on my lap and have a picture taken.
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slammy62, at 12/12/2005 11:15 AM
Sammy, I am telling you now, you have opened yourself up for it on this one!
By
Tiffany Babylon, at 12/12/2005 12:41 PM
Where do we start?
Jewish Santa?
Hating Santa?
Molesting high school girls (no matter what age you were at the time)?
She's right, Spammy Claus - you just sealed your own fate... LOL
-El Capitan
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LoveBoatCaptain, at 12/12/2005 12:58 PM
Consider it a Holiday Present to you guys! Anyone one want to do a lemoon drop?
Sam
P.S. For some reason it won't let me log in.
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Anonymous, at 12/12/2005 4:19 PM
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