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Poker - more specifically Texas Hold 'Em - has gotten so popular lately that it's hard to find a channel on TV without some sort of tournament. My personal fave - the Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo. It's loaded with famous, funny people who are about on the same skill level that I'm at, plus the money goes to charity.

So, here's my question:

What's wrong with this picture?


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-El Capitan