There's a morning show down here in South Florida featuring
Paul Castronovo and "Young" Ron Brewer on
Big105.9 FM. Also among their crew are their show's Executive Producer, Tommy Owen (a.k.a. Big Country) and the Producer/Torture Victim, Rob Jenners.
So, recently in the news, a local airplane pilot had to make an emergency landing on a busy highway. This seemed to be the perfect time to send Jenners (now dubbed "Ostrich") into the air, piloting the "John Denver 1!" Remember Jon Denver? He wrote "Leaving On A Jet Plane," and ironically died in a helicopter crash? Yeah... THAT Jon Denver... "Thank God I'm a country boy!"
Anyways, Jenners had to, per Paul & Ron's instructions, LAND the plane.
Mind you, Jenners has NEVER flown a plane, and has no training of any kind...
Click on "Ostrich" to see the video, complete with on-air commentary:

In the words of Jenners: "It's What I Do!"
And, in the words of Paul Castronovo:
Have a HECTIC Day!-El Capitan