So, there's this new docu-movie out called
The Aristocrats, brought to us by Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller) and Paul Provenza (of, well, Paul Provenza - he's a stand-up comedian).
Anyways, the movie, loaded with some of the
greatest comedians of our time, is about "The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told." Each one is on screen, and tells the joke in his/her own personal interpretation. The premise goes like this:
"A family walks into a talent agency, and the talent agent, not wanting to see yet another family act, tries to give them the boot. After a little pleading, the agent allows the family to show what they've got, and it goes something like this....."
This joke is told by comedians all over, but the joke has never been told the same way twice. It's at this point where the comedian inserts what he can think of as the most vile, horrible, wretched act (think feces and worse) that the family can display, as they portray it for the talent agent. After astounding the agent with their talents, the father shouts "Tada!" and the act is done. The agent asks, "Do you have a name for this act?" And the father responds:
"The Aristocrats!"
So, anyways, I'm dying to see this movie (don't quite know why), and have managed to find a clip of the South Park portion of the movie on
CollegeHumor.com. Please click below to view this clip.
Please be warned - this is not for the weak of heart, stomach, or soul:

-El Capitan