Bleep, Bleep
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
In the vein of Chuck Norris Facts (make sure to click that one, too!), click below for the Top Thirty Facts about Jack Bauer:
While you're in the clicking mood, check out this elaborate list of things you'll NEVER hear, in an article titled "What Jack Bauer Won't Say"
-El Capitan
posted by LoveBoatCaptain at
1:18 PM
6 Comments:
That was probably the most interesting and witty things ever writte on the internet. Someone Photoshop them fighting!
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David Babylon, at 1/20/2006 3:56 PM
If Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris were to fight it would create a tear in the space/time contiuum resulting in an alternate 1985!
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Jonathan, at 1/20/2006 4:35 PM
Dave, you are an artist, make the picture....
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Jonathan, at 1/20/2006 4:36 PM
I want to hear Jack Bauer, just once, say "Metal Gear!?!"
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David Babylon, at 1/20/2006 7:11 PM
STEELERS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!
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GIGI, at 1/22/2006 7:37 PM
The Steelers are going to the SuperBowl and Jack bauer will be there to protect all the fans by stopping a terror cell that plans to poison them with a military grade biological substance that was supposed to have been destroyed in a made up Arab state that we all know is supposed to be Iraq. He will have to complete this task before half time.... I am sure he will knock out a referee and get on to the field and say something to the tune of "I know you have no reason to believe me but you have to trust me" or "It's my job"... Bleep Bleep, Bleep Bleep.
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Jonathan, at 1/24/2006 9:14 PM
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