My Story
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I'm not fat. I'm just really intelligent, and my head couldn't hold any more, so it started filling up the rest of me!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
-El Capitan
posted by LoveBoatCaptain at
3:24 PM
7 Comments:
This makes sense. Explains why BRR is losing weight and Jon has been gaining since he went back to school. Jeff must be one of BRR's kids.
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slammy62, at 1/25/2006 4:19 PM
Zing!
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David Babylon, at 1/25/2006 5:26 PM
It's too bad that Sammy can't store intelligence in his dick. All he could fit in there was 2+2= something or other.
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Master Ei-el, at 1/25/2006 8:52 PM
Only because I had the Rabbi cut most of my intelligence when I was eight days old. Tell you, I'd be smarter than Albert Einstein.
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slammy62, at 1/26/2006 12:16 AM
I always said I was dumber for hanging out with you guys...
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TheBRR, at 1/26/2006 6:32 AM
I thought it was the other way around?
-El Capitan
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LoveBoatCaptain, at 1/26/2006 2:25 PM
Thus disproving the axiom
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TheBRR, at 1/26/2006 11:04 PM
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