2.08.2006

Ginger Kids Redux

5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.

As first seen on South Park (and on FluxW.com), click below to visit GingerKids.org to learn more about the plight of these poor youngsters and their day-to-day struggles:



Look! Even BRR did everything he could to get rid of his Gingervitis:


(Before & After)

Every day 1337 children are born with gingervitis in the United States alone. Not only do these special people have to struggle with a life long disease in which there is no known cure, they are often the target of ridicule and jokes. The only way we will ever find a cure is if we work together.

-El Capitan

posted by LoveBoatCaptain at 12:47 AM

20 Comments:

  • aww....poor kids!

    By Anonymous kristin, at 2/08/2006 9:42 AM  

  • Ohh, look at me gleaming in the lamplight!

    Thanks again, Captain. All the cool, and strange, things that have happened to me because of it (and you know what I'm reffering to) is owed, in large part, to you. It was, afterall, your suggestion...

    By Blogger TheBRR, at 2/08/2006 4:51 PM  

  • Ahh... I can't take all the credit... It would never have happened without Jon, his speedy car, Michelle, Corey, and tequila...

    -El Capitan

    By Blogger LoveBoatCaptain, at 2/08/2006 5:06 PM  

  • Mas Tequila!

    I still miss M&M. She popped our Sofa King cherries, and she shaved my head. Can't wait for Friday night, because crazy shit seems to be happening to me...

    By Blogger TheBRR, at 2/08/2006 6:01 PM  

  • Don't start buying rounds of lemon drops now.....

    By Blogger Master Ei-el, at 2/08/2006 9:18 PM  

  • F you Jeff! Seriously man, go screw yourself. Next time you need free legal advice I'm going to remember this you bastard.

    Sam

    By Blogger slammy62, at 2/08/2006 10:52 PM  

  • Samy,

    You forgot to mention that we had a pact!

    By Blogger TheBRR, at 2/09/2006 6:46 AM  

  • Hey, I'm just getting even with you for all those times you threw me under the bus online.

    By Blogger Master Ei-el, at 2/09/2006 9:23 AM  

  • Jeff,

    Remember this on your honeymoon night, you bride once wrapped her legs around my waste.

    By Blogger slammy62, at 2/09/2006 3:54 PM  

  • That sir, is grounds for death...by light saber

    By Blogger Tiffany Babylon, at 2/09/2006 4:27 PM  

  • Does anybody find it ironic that Sammy called his "waste," and not his "waist?"

    -El Capitan

    By Blogger LoveBoatCaptain, at 2/09/2006 4:47 PM  

  • We all knew his waist was a waste. I hate to waste a waist comment on this, but a waist is a terrible thing to waste.

    By Blogger Master Ei-el, at 2/09/2006 8:23 PM  

  • That was a Jon Joke. You should be ashamed of yourself, Jeff...

    By Blogger TheBRR, at 2/09/2006 8:55 PM  

  • Yeah, I know. Robin gave me the idea and I ran with it.

    By Blogger Master Ei-el, at 2/10/2006 8:10 AM  

  • I "heard" that. You came up with the idea. I just egged you on. -- R.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/10/2006 9:29 AM  

  • All right, it was a joint effort. Either way, we both have to take responsibility for it.

    Hey, you should post here moe often. ;-)

    By Blogger Master Ei-el, at 2/10/2006 11:19 AM  

  • Listen I think we have been distracted from the real issue and that is our friend BRR is suffering from the incurable disease known as gingervitis and we must all do what we can to help himdeal with all the stereotypes.

    By Blogger slammy62, at 2/10/2006 1:59 PM  

  • Just don't let him bite you...

    -El Capitan

    By Blogger LoveBoatCaptain, at 2/10/2006 2:04 PM  

  • Why, what happened when he bit you?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/10/2006 4:20 PM  

  • Thankfully, I've never had to call Poison Control, but always question #5 from the F.A.Q. on GingerKids.org:

    5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

    If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.

    -El Capitan

    By Blogger LoveBoatCaptain, at 2/10/2006 4:32 PM  

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