Talk Dirty To Me...
...but make sure the cleaning lady is scheduled for tomorrow...
My Mom actually sent me this bit of hilarity...
Check out the girls in this promo for "The Shushan Channel," a Purim-themed sketch-variety show up in New Jersey:
This one goes out to The JC and all of my other M.O.T. (Members Of the Tribe) out there...
Sure, it gets a little creepy at the end, but the rest of it is pretty dead-on. Pretty damn funny, indeed!
C'mon, Sammy - you know these are the girls of your dreams!
-El Capitan
My Mom actually sent me this bit of hilarity...
Check out the girls in this promo for "The Shushan Channel," a Purim-themed sketch-variety show up in New Jersey:
This one goes out to The JC and all of my other M.O.T. (Members Of the Tribe) out there...
Sure, it gets a little creepy at the end, but the rest of it is pretty dead-on. Pretty damn funny, indeed!
C'mon, Sammy - you know these are the girls of your dreams!
-El Capitan
posted by LoveBoatCaptain at
7:57 AM
4 Comments:
A young woman teacher with explains to her class of children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too.
Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A Jewish girl named Sara has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm Jewish."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sara why she is Jewish.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My Mom is Jewish, and my Dad is Jewish, so I am Jewish."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Sara, "I'd be an atheist."
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Robin, at 4/22/2006 12:54 AM
I'd like to alter Robin's joke to benefit humanit in another way...
A young woman teacher with explains to her class of children that she is a Republican. She asks her class if they are Republicans too.
Not really knowing what Republican is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A young girl named Sara has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a Demorcat."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sara why she is a Democrat.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving the good inside people and valuing everyone including those who can't help themselves. My Mom is a Democrat, and my Dad is a Democrat, so I am a Democrat."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a liar, and your dad was a thief. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Sara, "I'd be a Republican."
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slammy62, at 4/22/2006 1:17 PM
BTW, my word verification for that last one was myjew....it's like they knew...lol
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slammy62, at 4/22/2006 1:18 PM
LOL! I love it :)
PS my word was dsmclygt... what does it mean Sammy???
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Robin, at 4/22/2006 11:04 PM
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