Average Homeboy

Meet Denny Blaze.

Denny isn't your average homeboy. He's made this demo video to show YOU his rapping skills. He's not from "urban areas," nor does he portray him self that way. He's just an average suburban kid, trying to "perfect his rapping skills."



Believe it or not, Denny's video has spread so wide that he will be performing LIVE on Jimmy Kimmel Live this coming Monday!

Finally, from Denny's OFFICIAL site:

10 things that may qualify YOU to be an Average Homeboy:

10. You don't write million dollar checks.
9. You don't live in a mansion or a box.
8. You have to cut the grass every week.
7. You don't have a butler or a maid.
6. Your exterminator is a can of raid.
5. You weren't born with a silver spoon.
4. You don't have a daddy who's a big tycoon.
3. You drive a Chevrolet.
2. You make your own bed and don't have a big head.
1. You eat Froot Loops before shooting hoops.

If you match up to this list, then...

For sure, YOU are an Average Homeboy!

Yes, it all rhymes... That's rappin' skills!

-El Capitan