Traffic Rap

So "Jenny," the traffic reporter for WXII (Channel 12 - Greensboro/Winston Salem, NC), was driving into work one day when the idea struck her like a bolt of lightning:

"Why don't I try something new? How can I reach out to the youngins' of The Tarheel State? Maybe if I *rap* the traffic report, it'll get through to them... I can save LIVES!"

Why didn't somebody stop her?

Word!

I'll give her an "A" for effort, but honestly - let's hope she doesn't quit her day job...

-El Capitan