6.26.2006

"37? In a row?"

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
-Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran), Clerks

I'm so FUCKING excited that I'm practically jumping out of my skin!

This story started about two weeks ago, when I read a bulletin on MySpace posted by Tate's Comics:
Attn: Kevin Smith Fans! Secret Clerks 2 screening June 26th!

"Holy shit! Seriously?! I gotta get in on this!"

They've only got 20 seats - 10 winners, plus one guest each. I immediately got on the horn to the only person I know who is as big a View Askew mark as I am - David Babylon.

"Dude! Go check out Tate's! We can win passes to see Clerks 2 almost a month before that magical July 21 date!"

So, he and I both entered, hoping and dreaming that our short little missives would be read by the powers-that-be, and grant these passes to such geeks fanboys. Our entries had to be in by June 22, with the drawing on June 23.

June 23 came and went - no dice. No response. No word. "No ticket." Damn! Apparently we really weren't "supposed to be there that day."

Then, driving to work on Friday morning, I get a call. It's the Babylon ringtone (Metal Gear Solid, for those who don't know)... Only this time, it's not SeƱor - it's Mrs. Babylon!

"What are you doing on Monday night?" she asked.

"Well, I'm watching RAW with your husband like I do EVERY Monday."

"No, you're not."

"I'm not?"

"No, you're going to the movies."

"I am? What am I going to see?"

"You're going to see Clerks 2!"

"Are you fucking serious?!?!?"

At this point I started shaking! Tiffany, without Babylon or me knowing, also made an entry into the Tate's Contest.

She won!


(Scan by Babylon - Click To Enlarge)

And, in a generous, thoughtful, typical "Tiffany" fashion, she awarded the tickets to the two biggest geeks she knows - her husband and me.

I'd like to take this moment to thank Tiffany so greatly for being so generous, and presenting us with this opportunity.

This brings us to tonight - and the screening! I can't fucking wait!



And don't think this means I'm not taking the day off on July 21 - you know I'll be at the first showing of the day!

Click here to read Babylon's story - equally as compelling!
"Adventure, excitement - a Jedi craves not these things..."

-El Capitan

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