Big Bada-Boom!

You ever just have one of those days?


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So, I'm driving to work this morning - on time for a change! (It seems these things only happen when I'm on time...) I turn right, just past the Mobil, onto the service road into the complex where my office building resides. I'm driving west, as I do EVERY morning, but this morning was different. This morning was special.


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All of a sudden, this girl (we'll call her "Stripper Hot" for now...) jumps out in her Toyota Echo and HITS the front of my car with the back end of hers! Sounds hard to believe, right?

Actually, the rest of the story goes: She had the stop sign, I didn't. She didn't think she had to wait, and I didn't see her going until it was too late. I slam on the breaks - the iPod goes flying! (In case you're wondering, "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco was playing at the time.)

Long story short --> BIG BADA-BOOM!


(Hey! How'd that one get in there?!)
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Yes, I'm OK... Just a pain in the ass (figuratively, of course)...

I guess this was the impetus I needed to get the car in the shop for that back bumper mishap (from the OTHER day I was on time for work)...

(Oh, by the way - my dreams of telling my grandkids "Grandma and I met one sunny morning in August by accident..." were dashed when "Stripper Hot's" boyfriend, complete with "Gotti hair," arrived on the scene.)

-El Capitan