Gojira!
No, this is NOT a Sammy bashing post...
I get a call from my Mom the other day. Our conversation went something like this:
So, I wake up bright and early the next morning, and head to work. I head south on Flamingo Road, when I come to see this:
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Holy shit! That's a helluva way to greet little potential pre-schoolers...! This thing is downright frightening! I think it's the forked-tongue that pushes it over the edge...
I'll bet any amount that they went to buy/rent the (presumably smiling) dinosaur, thinking that "kids LOVE dinosaurs - especially purple ones!" Not such a bad thought, really...
I don't think, however, that they had any inclination that they'd end up with the bastard child of Godzilla and Barney...
Oh, what the hell... As long as we're talking about Godzilla AND Barney - I'd like to wish the big man (Sammy) a heartfelt congratulations on completing his Bar exam. Good luck!
-El Capitan
I get a call from my Mom the other day. Our conversation went something like this:
Mom: Do you know that Room To Grow Academy on Flamingo Road?
LBC: Sure - I see it on the way to the office every day. Why?
Mom: Tomorrow, when you're driving to work, bring your camera. Leave early, so you're not late (a running joke in the office). Pull over on the side of the road and take a picture of Room To Grow. I think it will be PERFECT for your site.
LBC: Okee dokee.
So, I wake up bright and early the next morning, and head to work. I head south on Flamingo Road, when I come to see this:
(Click To Enlarge)
Holy shit! That's a helluva way to greet little potential pre-schoolers...! This thing is downright frightening! I think it's the forked-tongue that pushes it over the edge...
I'll bet any amount that they went to buy/rent the (presumably smiling) dinosaur, thinking that "kids LOVE dinosaurs - especially purple ones!" Not such a bad thought, really...
I don't think, however, that they had any inclination that they'd end up with the bastard child of Godzilla and Barney...
Oh, what the hell... As long as we're talking about Godzilla AND Barney - I'd like to wish the big man (Sammy) a heartfelt congratulations on completing his Bar exam. Good luck!
-El Capitan
Labels: humor
posted by LoveBoatCaptain at
12:06 AM
12 Comments:
"Godzilla AND Barney..."
Damn, that was cooooollld blooded!
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David Babylon, at 8/02/2006 7:33 AM
Can we take him to the all-you-can-eat sushi place? :)
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Master Ei-el, at 8/02/2006 8:30 AM
I can't believe they went through with installation once they saw that thing. That is the scariest purple dinosaur I have ever seen, in fact it may be the scariest Godzilla I have ever seen. It is as big as the building and just plain demonic! I know exactly where I am not sending Baby Babylon!
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Tiffany Babylon, at 8/02/2006 9:08 AM
Hahaha, I saw that the other day when I went to your office. I was laughing so hard. Man, what people will do for business.
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TrippMD, at 8/02/2006 10:48 AM
Did someone say all you can eat sushi? Thanks for the props! Glad to have you back blogging!
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slammy62, at 8/03/2006 10:20 AM
I think tonight sounds like a good night for Taisho...!
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LoveBoatCaptain, at 8/03/2006 11:41 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I need to start carrying my camera around with me again. There are some things that cannot be described in words.
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K, at 8/03/2006 2:53 PM
Flamingo Road and where? I go that way everyday and never see it.
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Maximum Capacity, at 8/04/2006 5:37 AM
South of 84, north of Griffin, on the East side of the road... You can't miss it!
-El Capitan
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LoveBoatCaptain, at 8/04/2006 7:55 AM
What the Hell were those people thinking?
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The Hall, at 8/04/2006 5:14 PM
"Welcome to Room To Grow Academy. Where your child will have 'room to grow' inside our giant dinosaur's belly. The first 100 kids to register will receive a free chocolate coating so they'll feel like dessert. Sign up now. Space is limited (until the dinosaur shits again).
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Master Ei-el, at 8/06/2006 4:35 PM
When I first seen the godzilla the first thing I thought was "Desperate for employees and desperate for money from the parents, so of course bring in more children". Can you imagine what the side dish might be? Who knows it might just be a screaming infant or toddler......
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Anonymous, at 8/14/2006 2:39 PM
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