Vader = Smartass?
It's been a while since I posted any videos, and since I was abruptly awaken by the carpet cleaning guy this morning, I needed a good laugh to start the day...
You think Darth Vader ever has one of those days where he's just giddy and having fun fucking around with everybody?
From Chasing Amy:
-El Capitan
You think Darth Vader ever has one of those days where he's just giddy and having fun fucking around with everybody?
From Chasing Amy:
Hooper X (Dwight Ewell): Check this shit. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker; Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian God!
Banky Edwards (Jason Lee): What's a "Nubian"?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up!
Banky: But Vader turns out to be Luke's father. And in Jedi, they become friends.
Hooper: Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, yo! Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!
-El Capitan
Labels: humor
posted by LoveBoatCaptain at
10:08 AM
6 Comments:
Porch Monkey! It's cool, I'm taking it back.
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Anonymous, at 9/02/2006 2:40 PM
HAHAHAHA that's awesome. I'm still trying to figure out why General Veers kepts transforming into Admiral Piett and back again. But still, funny shit. LOLOL
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Master Ei-el, at 9/02/2006 3:16 PM
Jeff,
I think only you and I noticed that.
By
David Babylon, at 9/03/2006 2:09 AM
@ Babylon: That's EXACTLY what I was thinking... :)
-LBC
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LoveBoatCaptain, at 9/03/2006 2:37 AM
Bawh hahahaha! Fucking brilliant, Josh. You don't update often as you used to (just call me "the pot"), but MAN when you do it's good. Thanks for the laugh, bud.
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JaviDuchè, at 9/08/2006 3:30 PM
I have watched this thing like 87 times. Awesome.
By
TB, at 9/16/2006 2:28 PM
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