"A Giant Fucking Spider!"

This is my absolute FAVORITE topic from An Evening With Kevin Smith, a DVD collection of Kevin's college appearances from several years back:



It's an amazing, hilarious collection, and if you haven't seen it, I HIGHLY recommend it. In fact, An Evening With Kevin Smith 2 - Evening Harder will be joining the illustrious Josh-busters later this year!

-El Capitan

Big Weekend!

Scratch that... Huge, HUGE weekend ahead... Good times abound, indeed...

First, we start with Friday. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I will be working the complete day tomorrow. Mind you, as soon as 5:00 hits, I'm out... I'm stopping home to feed the child (a.k.a. Paris), and then I'm off with the Babylons (and anybody willing to join us) to see Clerks 2 AGAIN!

After the movie, I'll be heading to the usual Friday night destination, however, this time with a different agenda... Sunday is JKaye's birthday, and we'll be celebrating tomorrow night - big time! Anybody who wants to join us is MORE than welcome...

Next, I must wake up VERY early on Saturday morning, but it's for a good reason. Yours Truly is competing in the WAKA World Kickball Championship, right here in Miami!

That's right! If all goes as planned, by Monday, you may be reading the musings of a World Champion... I always wanted to be a World Champ at something! Here's a little blurb about our team in the Official Program from the tourney:


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Yes, "High Socks." Long story. Let's concentrate on the important part here:

8th Seed!

Much better than we expected!

To read the whole program, and get all the details, click here:


(It's a PDF file, so you'll need Adobe Acrobat or Apple Preview to open it...)

I hope many of you can make it down to Bicentennial Park in Miami to cheer on good 'ol UVL! We're in Game 1, on Field #1, which should start somewhere around 10:00 AM (So damn early! I know!)

That should last all day and night Saturday, and then we move to Sunday...

Sunday, I get to relax, and then help JKaye celebrate his real birthday, although on a much more subdued level...

All in all, I can't fucking wait! Like I said before: "Good times ahead, indeed..."

-El Capitan

Jay's Rap 2001

This one is pretty self-explanatory:


(Thanks to Jeff - and his leisure suit - for sending that one along!)

Everbody pay attention to the kid asking for the nickel bag... He's the only other "character" returning in Clerks II (beyond Jay, Silent Bob, Dante, & Randall). Notice I said "character," and not "actor."

Only 54 minutes until 7/21/06!

(And on a quick note, LoveFilm.com still has not yet posted an official answer key. If/when they do, it'll be here.)

-El Capitan

Where'd You Go?!

I just wanted to take a moment and address the lack of posts lately...

To be quite honest, with several things going on in my life, I've just been in the middle of a motivational/writer's funk... I am working on some new stuff to put up - and not all videos...

In recent times, I drifted away from my original reason for creating FluxW/LBCapt by just posting videos each day... Sure - the videos will continue, as one of my main goals is to keep you all laughing. The problem is, I've lost focus, and haven't been able to add anything PERSONAL to the site, and that's not good...

I've got a couple of videos ready to post in the next day or so, along with some heavier, more personal posts getting ready to go up...

In fact, to keep you occupied for a while, check out this image from LoveFilm.com:


There are 100 movie references in this picture. (An example would be the two saws in the middle of the screen - hence, Saw and Saw 2.) How many can you find? I'll be posting a link to the answer key later...

There will be more FluxW/LBCapt goodness SOON... Thank you for your patience in the meantime...

-El Capitan