Super Bowl XLI
Am I allowed to call it the Super Bowl?
I guess as long as I'm not making any money off the phrase, I won't have any problems with the NFL...
Today is the day! Today is the day I've been waiting for my whole life - Da Bears in Da Super Bowl, in Miami! Does it get any better? Only if I were actually going to the game... (Seriously - where are all of these people buying tickets for $2,500 - $4,500?)
Instead, I'm gonna spend the day with my best friends, cheering on Da Bears, and taking in Lou Malnati's Pizza and Vienna Beef Hot Dogs (shipped directly from Chicago). If I can't go to Da Bears, I'm bringing Chicago to me! :)
And to help celebrate Da Bears appearance in Super Bowl XLI, I've got a few celebrity predictions for you below... Please enjoy:
First, an original (Bob Swerski's Super Fans):
Next, my personal favorite (Bob Swerski's Super Fans - with Michael Jordan):
And, finally, a current perspective (Conan O'Brien):
And, finally, from the Manning family vaults:
Nice fucking Tango, Peyton...
Just over 8 hours to go...! I'll leave you with one last thought:
-El Capitan
I guess as long as I'm not making any money off the phrase, I won't have any problems with the NFL...
Today is the day! Today is the day I've been waiting for my whole life - Da Bears in Da Super Bowl, in Miami! Does it get any better? Only if I were actually going to the game... (Seriously - where are all of these people buying tickets for $2,500 - $4,500?)
Instead, I'm gonna spend the day with my best friends, cheering on Da Bears, and taking in Lou Malnati's Pizza and Vienna Beef Hot Dogs (shipped directly from Chicago). If I can't go to Da Bears, I'm bringing Chicago to me! :)
And to help celebrate Da Bears appearance in Super Bowl XLI, I've got a few celebrity predictions for you below... Please enjoy:
First, an original (Bob Swerski's Super Fans):
Next, my personal favorite (Bob Swerski's Super Fans - with Michael Jordan):
And, finally, a current perspective (Conan O'Brien):
And, finally, from the Manning family vaults:
Nice fucking Tango, Peyton...
Just over 8 hours to go...! I'll leave you with one last thought:
Bear Down, Chicago Bears.
Make every play, clear the way to victory!
Bear Down, Chicago Bears.
Put up a fight with a might so fearlessly!
We'll never forget the way you thrilled the nation,
With your T formation.
Bear Down, Chicago Bears.
And let them know why you're wearing the crown.
You're the pride and joy,
of all Illinois.
Chicago Bears, Bear Down!
-El Capitan
Labels: bears, chicago, football, friends, humor, parody, personal, snl, sports, super bowl

1 Comments:
I feel sick to my stomach. Rex Grossman sucked today. Really bad too. Im a niners fan at heart, but I cheer for the NFC team who makes it to the big one. Looks like we lost another!
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trench, at 2/05/2007 3:19 AM
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