Call Judd Brown NOW... or else!

So I'm watchin' Good Eats (a.k.a. my guilty pleasure) when mid-show, a local (read: "Comcast-produced") commercial comes on.

Normally I try not to pay much mind to the commercials other than the genius Starburst ads or those spots that run during the SuperBowl "Big Game," but this one in particular, for some reason, caught my ear:

Is he serious?

Does anybody else feel slightly nervous about asking this guy to help them out?

"I'll get you out of foreclosure, and in turn, I'll only take out one of your kneecaps..."

-El Capitan