New Office Policy - Swear Jar

The Gordon Group needs a swear jar...

I need to institute this policy SOMEWHERE in my life... If it's not at the office, definitely among the Friday Night Freeloaders:

Can I borrow your pen?
(Silence)
Can I borrow your F*CKING pen?

-El Capitan

Fuck YES!!

It's real!! It's REALLY real!!

"I wanna dip my BALLS in it!"
-Louie

-El Capitan

T.J.-Who's Yo Mama?

Now's the time when things start to get good...

I'm entering my 8th year in a Fantasy Football league filled with 24 (!) players - most of whom I've either brought to the league, or become great friends with through the league... Today, we received our draft order (I'm stuck with 8th AGAIN) and our schedule (strategizing to take out B-Boy in Week 1!).

This, of course, got me reminiscing, and thinking about a commercial for NFL.com's Fantasy Football setup that forever changed Fantasy Draft Day:

"Championship!"

August 18th can't come soon enough!
(I feel like I said the exact same thing last year!)

-El Capitan

Has anybody seen June?

Did you know that June was the first month since I started "A Day In The Life..." back in May, 2005 that I didn't post ANYTHING? Pretty shameful if you ask me...

This is just a quick blurb to let you all know that I'm alive and well, and having a great time...

I'll do my best to stop by more often, and get some fun up here to keep you all entertained the only way I know how, by finding some funny-ass shit...

To jump start things, how about "The worst bowler EVER?"


(Video courtesy of Mr. Wrestling)

"Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down..."

(Gee, that bowler looks familiar...)

Thanks for all your patience... I'll see you all soon!

-El Capitan