Red Baaaaand Time!

Hey gang - I'm still alive... More to come soon, but in the meantime, check this out:

The MASTER does it again...!

-El Capitán

Let's Make A Porno!

Seriously - you could put Kevin Smith's name on a box of shit and fire ants - I'd still start a countdown to the opening...

Behold, the teaser for his latest, Zack & Miri Make A Porno:

While this one is only a teaser (not to be confused with a trailer - there's a difference, per Mr. Smith), I still can't wait for October 31!

-El Capitán

And here... we... GO!

(Update: Click HERE for the original, hi-res version!)

This DEFINITELY won't be up for long... Check it out while you can:

Can't wait!!

-El Capitán

Dos Palabras

I've got two words for ya (and they aren't 'Suck It'):

Zombie Strippers!

Really - does it get any better? Oh, it does...

Jenna Jameson AND Robert Englund!!

Better than that?? There's a trailer!

Madame Blavatski: But - but, what about the girls, huh? They're good girls...
Jessy: They're zombies...
Madame Blavatski: No! They're strippers...!
Lillith: They're Zombie Strippers!

You just can't make this stuff up! For more, visit the official site (yes, this is a Sony Pictures film!).

Where can I get in line??

- El Capitán

Chuck!

Every once in a while, a show comes along that draws from all sorts of different walks of life... After having just seen the pilot episode to the new NBC show Chuck, I'm pretty sure this will be one of them...

First of all, it's got action. Add in a dash of comedy. Throw a few bones to the fanboys (Apple, XBox and Twitter references). Finally, add in the insanely hot (and insanely Australian) Yvonne Strahovski (as per the official site, although IMDB lists her as Yvonne Strzechowski) - To be honest, I really can't wait to see the next episode of this one...

Here's to hoping NBC doesn't screw the pooch on this one!

-El Capitan

Guillermo Bourne Ultimatum

For those of you who don't watch the brilliant Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy has a long standing joke with/against Matt Damon, in that every time Matt is scheduled to appear on his show, he is scheduled for the last slot on the show, and subsequently gets bumped for a later date. In fact, to bring you up to speed, here's a clip reel from Jimmy's Anniversary/Salute To Jimmy episode that gives lots of those moments:

Well, now Jimmy has worked his way into Matt's film career, as he's made "arrangements" to have Matt bumped from his own film in favor of a new star, the "younger, hotter, Mexican-er" Guillermo - his parking lot security guard:

¡Clásico!

-El Capitan

Fuck YES!!

It's real!! It's REALLY real!!

"I wanna dip my BALLS in it!"
-Louie

-El Capitan

At World's End: The Trailer!!

I don't know about you, but I'm very anxiously awaiting the release of the final film in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

Disney was kind enough to not only release the trailer, but to give bloggers like me a nifty little "You Tube-esque" streaming flash video player to pass the world along to you. Without further adieu:

To see this one in higher resolution/larger stream, check it out over at ComingSoon.net by clicking here.

May is going to be AMAZING... Spidey 3, Shrek 3, and now Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Can't fucking wait!

-El Capitan